“I like the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers!”

I love you, Taylor (Swift) but… GET YOUR OWN TAYLOR (Lautner)!!!!

“I would sell my soul to be a skinny white girl. If that’s not shallow, then I don’t know what is.”

I don’t think I’ve ever been so HOOKED while watching the MTV VMAs before LOL. Me and Mar were texting each other stupid comments back and forth over everything that excited us – hence the title of my blog, a discussion sparked by Kristin Cavallari LMAO. There’s so many things I want to say about the VMAs but I have to wake up early tomorrow so I’m going to have to resist lol.

The main thing that I still can’t believe, is how Kanye RUINED Taylor Swift’s moment getting her first VMA. I felt so bad for her, just seeing how shocked and speechless she was after he did what he did. Fucking ass, I never liked him. I thought it was super sweet when Beyonce called Taylor up to the stage to re-do her moment… but Kanye’s still an ass lol.

The main highlight of the show for me though was laughing at all the crazy stuff Lady Gaga was wearing. First the neck brace, then her bleeding boob outfit, then her almost-looked-like-she’s-covered-in-blood outfit, and my favourite one, the bird’s nest. She seems so messed in the head… but I love it LOL. I didn’t even realize she could actually sing well live, and so I went on a YouTube spree and found all these awesome videos. Here’s one of my favourites of her singing Paparazzi 🙂

Oh wait, I take that back. The main highlight of the show was watching the extended New Moon trailer. Me and my sister were literally yelling at the screen for a good 2 minutes after watching it LMAO. In addition, seeing Taylor Lautner in a suit again is just superb 😉 TEAM JACOB, BABY!

Love Sucks.

I’m still undecided about The Vampire Diaries show… I couldn’t stop laughing at how many things they took from Twilight and True Blood and tried to combine to make a super-awesome vampire show. The main man was trying SO hard to be Edward Cullen… the clothes, the hair, the voice, even that smouldering look of his. I’m bashing the show now, but watch me get hooked on it too LOL.

On another note, the star of Vampire Diaries (Nina Dobrev) is HOT.
Celebrity Reincarnation, please!

 

chemistry with a lower-case c.

I know the last thing I posted was Twilight/New Moon related, but I had a heart attack watching this so I just had to post it! All I can say is OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

PS. This was my ‘daily flirt’ horoscope for today..

Sure the pickings are slim, but someone’s bound to bite, so speak up now. Everyone, even those on-the-fence hotties, will be open to your pitch.
Even if it’s like pulling teeth, force yourself to make a play.
It’ll work out in the end.

P.S.S. Slim pickings? On-the-fence hotties? Way to go, instigators! LMAO.

17 Again.

I love a guy who knows how to dress well.

It Hurts So Good.

This is the intro to my new favourite show, True Blood! I only found out about it for the first time just last week, and I’m all caught up now on the first season and where they are on the second season. I swear this show is how Twilight should have been! But as you’ll probably tell from the intro, it’s a pretty disturbing show… there’s A LOT of gore, blood and soft-core porn lol
but I love it! 😛

Update: Here’s a trailer for Season Two. It really gives you a feel of all the characters and a bit of the story line. I EFFING LOVE IT!!!

‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold.

I forgot to post this a while ago. Best Twilight parody I’ve seen. They even do the credits like in the movie lol. It’s long but it’s pretty good. Enjoy!

Is it November Yet???

I’m not going to deny it, but Robert Pattinson is a self-absorbed douche and Kristen Stewart is a socially awkward recovering drug addict. I think they would be much better people if they stayed in character as Edward and Bella lol. The MTV Movie Awards are purely based on popularity, so it was no surprise Twilight won pretty much every award it was nominated for. I completely agreed with the Best Kiss award though, although they could have AT LEAST kissed. Regardless, no one can EVER top Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling’s MTV kiss.

Back to all things Twilight related…

OH MY GOD.

I am in love.

I can’t believe how AMAZING the New Moon trailer was. I am SO ridiculously excited, it’s pathetic. I think I’m going to re-read the book during my week off while I’m at it.

And on another note…

I’m FINALLY done my exams!

 

Dear Lord… Giddy like a School Girl.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Beware: New Moon Spoiler!

Move over, Jacob. I think Edward’s still in the running!
(When the hell did he get so buff?!?)

“Edward stood, motionless as a statue, just a few feet from the mouth of the alley. His eyes were closed, the rings underneath them deep purple, his arms relaxed at his sides, his palms turned forward. His expression was very peaceful, like he was dreaming pleasant things. The marble skin of his chest was bare – there was a small pile of white fabric at his feet. The light reflecting from the pavement of the square gleamed dimly from his skin.

I’d never seen anything more beautiful – even as I ran, gasping and screaming, I could appreciate that. And the last seven months meant nothing. And his words in the forest meant nothing. And it did not matter if he did not want me. I would never want anything but him, no matter how long I lived.

The clock tolled, and he took a large stride toward the light.”

Gayer than taking a picture in the washroom?

I took a much longer than necessary nap this afternoon, and now I can’t sleep… so I took a picture of my Twilight shrine. LOL Well, it’s not really a “shrine” per se… I just put up some of the pictures that came with my Twilight DVD. It also came with a free Twilight skin for your cell phone… but I won’t go that far lol.

Yes, I know…. GAY…. but I love it! ❤